Dislikes:  stripping for dollars, working the pole (the metal one)    

Bad day at the stripclub, poor stripper barely making tips.  Just got paid, lucky for her...

 

Dislikes:  walking, chlamydia of the mouth  

Working on the streets is a tough job.  Nothing like a big tipping customer to brighten the smile of any girl..

 

Dislikes:  short people, minimum wage     

Wanted to relax with a high class girl.  Was looking thru the mags when i came across this tall drink of water.

 

Dislikes:  cats, abiding by dog walking laws    

Cruising around, I saw a cutie walking her dog.  I figured she must like animals, so I decided to show her my "wild side"...